Sunday, July 25, 2010

if you're ridiculous, get off my front porch

Yesterday I was minding my own business in the privacy of my own house, when there was a knock at my door.  It was a girl, maybe 16 or 17 years old.  1st thing out of her mouth: "Are you the mom of the house?"  I said no.  She asked if there were kids who lived here.  I said no.  She asked a few more kids questions and I had to explain to her that shockingly, there were no kids here.  Zero.  Her "children's educational services" would be of NO value to me right now because I don't have kids.  It was a weird conversation.  If she were a few years older, I would have been a lot more blunt.

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